Article 1: You must be a sentient being to join. Non-sentient beings are not eligible for membership.
Article 2: All members must be willing to participate in group activities, including but not limited to: karaoke nights, team trivia, and extreme ironing.
Article 3: Members must respect each other's personal space, unless they're in a heated game of laser tag.
Article 1: The Supreme Co-op Leader has final say in all matters, including but not limited to: who gets to control the thermostat, what snacks to order for meetings, and who gets to use the conference room.
Article 2: Members must refer to the Supreme Co-op Leader as "The Great And Powerful One" at all times.
Article 3: Failure to follow Article 2 will result in a sternly-worded letter from The Great And Powerful One.
Article 1: Regular meetings will be held on Tuesdays at 2 PM sharp. Failure to attend will result in a phone call from The Great And Powerful One.
Article 2: The co-op will participate in at least 4 hours of extreme ironing per week. Extreme ironing is defined as ironing in a non-traditional location, such as on top of a mountaintop or in a public park.
Article 3: Members will take turns bringing in food for potlucks on Fridays. The theme must be approved by The Great And Powerful One.
Article 1: Members must not use the conference room for personal use without explicit permission from The Great And Powerful One.
Article 2: The co-op is not responsible for any damage caused by members' excessive use of glitter or other sparkly materials.
Article 3: All disputes will be settled with a game of rock-paper-scissors.
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