Side Effects of Co-op Therapy

Warning: Co-op Therapy May Cause

• Excessive Sharing of Food and Drinks
• Compulsory Team-building Activities
• Irreversible Loss of Personal Space
• Uncontrollable Singing of 'I Will Survive'

Side effects may be severe. Prolonged exposure to co-op therapy may result in permanent attachment to your partner's Netflix password, loss of individuality, or an irrepressible urge to participate in group hugs. If you experience any of these symptoms, please seek immediate help from a professional cuddler.

Side Effects: The Next Generation