COAXIAL: Where Overpriced Coffee Shops Unite

Welcome to the COAXIAL, where we're serving up the most overpriced coffee in all of San Francisco. Because, let's be real, who needs a decent cup of coffee when you can have one that'll put you back $20 a cup?

Check out our menu:

• The "I'm-a-Worth-It" Menu
• The "Milkbar" for when you want to feel fancy
• Latte Lolita: Where the foam never sleeps

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Take a tour of our "Artisanal" latte machine
• Learn the secrets of our "expert" coffee roasting techniques