The Great Ceiling Crawler Uprising

It began with small, unassuming creatures. Fuzzy, crawly, and utterly harmless, they scurried about the ceiling tiles, leaving behind trails of dust and forgotten dreams.

At first, we thought it was just another Tuesday, but little did we know, these Ceiling Crawlers were plotting something.

We've had to install reinforced tile grout, deploy hazmat teams, and even rehire our interior designers. But still, they come back.

Join us on the Ceiling Crawler's Squad and learn the secrets of the Crawler's Guild.

Ceiling Crawler's Squad

Or if you're not feeling brave, you can always call the Ceiling Crawler Hotline for assistance.

But don't say we didn't warn you...

—The Mysterious Case of the Crawlies

—Case File #CRAW-001