CEILING CRAWLERS: The Art of Lurking in Mid-Air
Welcome, fellow ceiling dwellers! Are you tired of just plain old wall-hanging? Do you yearn for the thrill of the unknown, the rush of the unseen? Look no further than Charlie's Ceiling Crawler's Guide!
Our expert team of certified ceiling crawlers will teach you the art of navigating the uncharted territories above the ordinary. From the gentle lichen-covered ceiling tiles of a nursery school to the treacherous, exposed ductwork of a high-rise office building, we'll show you the ropes.
Learn how to:
- Identify the telltale signs of a ceiling leak
- Master the ancient art of ceiling-fishing
- Navigate the treacherous landscape of exposed ductwork
- Find hidden treasures in the recesses of the ceiling tiles
Level One: The Novice | Level Two: The Adventurer | Level Three: The Master
