Code Blue - Ceiling Crawler Salvage

We're not just any ordinary salvage operation. We're the Ceiling Crawler Salvagers. We specialize in extracting code from the depths of the web.

Our team of expert ceiling crawlers will scour the internet for the most obscure, the most esoteric, the most utterly bewildering codebases. And then we'll bring it back to you, good as new.

Or, at the very least, we'll make it look like it's good as new. We're not picky.

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