Ceiling Crawler's Bible: The Ultimate Plumber's Handbook

For the modern plumber, a guide to navigating life's sticky situations

The prophets

Uncloggers - The ancient ones who spoke of pipes and pipes
Leaky Tap Herals - Those who revealed the secrets of dripping faucets
Pipe Dreamers - Visionaries who foresaw the future of plumbing

The scriptures

Clog Gate - The ancient wisdom of unclogging the unclaggable
Tap Tantrum - The sacred texts of the leaky faucet's secrets
Unclog Ology - The study of the un-cloggable

The rituals

Unclog Ceremony - The sacred rites of unclogging the uncloggable
Pipe Purification - The ancient rituals of cleansing the pipes
Leaky Tap Liminal - The mystical rites of the faucet's liminal state