Where the pipes are blue and the humor is dry
Bob's Guide to Fixing Leaky Faucets with Unconventional Methods
Turns out, you can fix a leaky faucet with just a few well-placed duct tape, some WD-40, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Step 1: Wrap the faucet in duct tape, making sure to cover all exposed surfaces.
Step 2: Spray WD-40 liberally onto the tape, praying to the plumbing gods that it'll hold.
Step 3: Turn on the water, and... well, it's a miracle! (Or not.)