Welcome to the Coffee and Sleep Deprivation Store

Where you can buy the world's worst coffee and sleep deprivation advice

Our Featured Products:

• Crazy Strength Coffee - Our strongest, most bitter coffee that will make you question your life choices
• Sleep Deprivation 101 - A comprehensive guide on how to neglect your body's needs
• Coffee Overload: The Game - A game where you have to drink as much coffee as possible and try not to die

Our Best Sellers:

• Insomnia Sampler - A pack of 5 different ways to avoid sleep
• Coffee Syrup Sampler - A pack of 5 different ways to ruin good coffee

Don't forget to visit our store page to see more products and services we offer.