Coffee Break Strategy

For when you're on the brink of collapse, but still have a meeting in 10 minutes.

Step 1: Drink 1-2 cups of coffee. Not too much, not too little. Just right.

Step 2: Pretend to be a functioning member of society.

Step 3: Gaze intensely at your screen, mutter 'not now, not now, not now' under your breath.

Step 4: Remember, it's all about the art of pretending. The key is to convince yourself you're not a zombie.

Phase 2: Panic Mode Activated Phase 3: The Buzz Killers