The Coffee Break Strategy

You've been stuck at the office for 8 hours, your brain has turned into mush, and your creativity is dwindling faster than a sad trombone.

We've got you covered. Introducing the Coffee Break Strategy:

1. Step 1: Downsize Your To-Do List - Prioritize your tasks, focus on the essentials, and leave the rest for later (or never).
2. Step 2: Recharge with a Power Nap - A short snooze is just what you need to revive your dwindling energy levels.
3. Step 3: Reboot with a Creative Outlet - Unleash your inner artist and let your imagination run wild (even if it's just doodling on a notepad).
4. Step 4: Reconnect with a Colleague's Coffee - Sometimes all you need is some human interaction to get those creative juices flowing.

Follow these steps, and you'll be back to your creative best self in no time. Or, at the very least, you'll be slightly less terrible at your job.

Side effects may include: increased productivity, reduced eye twitching, and a slightly better mood.