Step 1: The Wake-Up Call

When you first wake up, your brain is like a cold, dark cave. The first thing you need to do is shock it awake with a jolt of electricity. This is achieved by blasting the coffee machine with a strong stream of hot water. Not just any coffee, but a strong, dark roast that'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.

Wake-Up Call Coffee

But be warned, your boss might not appreciate the smell of burnt offerings wafting from the office break room.

Note: I've included links to fictional sub-pages that fit the theme of the site. The images are not included as they are not part of the code. The content is a parody of the typical "productivity strategy" articles, with a focus on coffee breaks and humor.