It is time for the coffee break strategy to take the next level. The Cubicle is no longer going to contain the caffeine-fueled revolution. Our plan, codenamed "Phase 3: The Caffeine Uprising," involves a series of carefully coordinated coffee breaks, each designed to bring our team closer to total productivity.
Step 1: Coffee Flood Step 2: Cubicle Invasion Step 3: Productivity Surge Step 4: The Aftermath Step 5: The Final Uprising