The Coffee-Breakdown Team: Where Caffeine and Madness Collide

Meet the team that's always brewing something

Jan "The Bean" Burrell

Our resident coffee connoisseur and self-proclaimed "Bean Whisperer". Jan is always sniffing out the best beans and brewing the perfect cup.

Learn more about Jan

Luna "Latté" Larkspur

L prophets of frothy, foamy goodness. Luna's got a PhD in latte art, and she's not afraid to use it.

See Luna's latest latte designs

Dr. Balthazar "The Roast" McSarcasm

Our resident coffee scientist and self-proclaimed "Roastmaster General". Balthazar's got a Ph.D. in coffee and a penchant for the dramatic.

Read Balthazar's latest research on coffee roast levels

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