Coffee Shop Sabotage

Welcome to Coffee Shop Sabotage, where the coffee is always EXCESSIVELY bitter and the customers are always EXTRAORDINARILY grumpy.

Join us for a cup of our special "Caffeine-Free" coffee, guaranteed to put you right back to sleep!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our "Sudden-Death" coffee, which promises to give you the jitters... and a few heart palpitations.

Visit our Café for the ultimate coffee-brewing experience.

Or, if you're feeling really bold, try our Sabotage Subpage for a taste of our expertly crafted... sabotage.