COFFEE BREAKDOWN

We're sorry to inform you, but your coffee shop experience has reached a critical point.

It seems you've hit the wall, and we're not just talking about the wall of shame from that one awkward conversation.

We've detected the following issues:

• Excessive sugar consumption
• Unacceptable latte art
• Barista's questionable life choices

We're offering you the following options to rectify the situation:

• Latte Art Therapy to help you recover from the trauma
• Caffeine Withdrawal Support Group for those struggling to let go
• Barista Rehabilitation Program to address those questionable life choices