In a world where productivity is overrated, we present to you the ultimate guide on how to break down your day into the perfect amount of coffee-fueled procrastination.
The most important step in the breakdown process. Take your time, enjoy the view from your bedroom window, and remember: it's not a lie if you say you're just "testing" your bed.
Continue to Step 2: Scroll Through Social Media and Regret Your Life ChoicesA necessary evil. Compare your life to others', and wonder why you're not as successful or popular. Remember, it's not you, it's just social media's algorithmic lie.
Continue to Step 3: Watch Cat Videos and Forget About Your Existential CrisisThe ultimate form of procrastination. Who needs self-improvement when you have cute, fuzzy, forgettable things to watch?
Read on to learn how to make it a habit