Brew Haha Café: Because who needs sleep when you can have caffeine-fueled anxiety?
Overly Overly Coffee Roasters: Because you can never have too much of a good thing, apparently.
Underground Coffee Co-Op: Because who needs sunlight when you can have dimly lit, cramped quarters?
(Disclaimer: These partnerships are completely not real and may not change your life for the better. Probably not.)
(Or do they?)