Bob's Ninja Skills

Bob's Ninja Skills: A Breakdown

Ninja Sense

Bob's Ninja Sense is a mysterious aura that surrounds him. It's like a sixth sense, but more stealthy.

Read on to learn more about his ninja sense

Stealth Training

Bob's Stealth Training regimen consists of running up stairs while carrying a large, awkwardly-shaped backpack full of catnip.

View his training routine

Master of Disguise

Bob can blend into his surroundings with ease, but not because he's a ninja, but because he's just really good at wearing a trenchcoat.

See Bob as a traffic cone

Aggressive Coffee Consumption

Bob's ninja skills are fueled by an unrelenting passion for coffee. He's like a caffeine-fueled tornado, but with a better haircut.

Read about his coffee-fueled antics