Meet the team that's paid more than the GDP of a small island nation!
Our team is comprised of the most talented, yet overcompensated individuals in the industry.
Billy has been with us for 5 years and has a 7-figure salary. He's a wizard with code, but struggles with basic math.
Read more about Billy's math skills (or lack thereof)
Susan has an MBA from a prestigious university and can talk for hours about synergy and vision statements. She's also great at making spreadsheets.
See why Susan's not really the CFO (but we pretend she is)
Tony is our intern from 5 years ago who still hasn't left. He's a master of Google searches and has a deep understanding of the company's coffee machine.