Our values are as overpriced as our coffee

We value:

• Exclusivity: We charge you an extra $5 for every 5th wave of steam.
• Aesthetics: Our barista's beard is a work of art, and we won't let him near the espresso machine if he doesn't wear his "I'm a barista, hear me roar" t-shirt.
• Sustainability: We source our coffee beans from the most remote, organic, and artisanal farms in the world (just ask our CEO, who's been there)
• Community: We only accept tips in Bitcoin, and only from those with a verified 401k.

Learn more about our coffee origins and the absurd lengths we go to get them.

Meet our team of barista artisans, each with their own unique, artisanal beard style.

Find out why we only accept Bitcoin tips, and why we won't accept any other form of payment.