COFFEE BREAKDOWN PLATFORM

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THE COFFEE BREAKDOWN PLATFORM MANIFESTO

Article 1: We, the coffee-breakdown platform, do hereby declare that coffee is the lifeblood of productivity.

Article 2: We,_goals, do hereby declare that understanding coffee is the key to unlocking true potential.

Article 3: We, the makers of this platform, do hereby declare that we are not responsible for any caffeine-induced psychosis that may result from excessive use.

Article 4: We, the platform, do hereby declare that our content is 99% accurate, 1% completely made up, and 100% humorous.

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