Coffee Conundrum

As a stalwart champion of the morning routine, I have dedicated myself to the noble pursuit of brewing the perfect cup.

Avoiding the pitfalls of over-extraction and burnt coffee beans, I pledge to never surrender to the whims of the caffeine-fueled masses.

Sub-pledge 1: To never succumb to the dark side of the roast spectrum, lest I risk sacrificing flavor for the sake of trendiness.

See also:

• Sub-pledge 2: The Art of the Bean
• Sub-pledge 3: The Caffeine Conundrum