Confessing to a Coffee Problem

As a responsible citizen, you've come to this webpage to admit that your love of coffee is out of control.

Sign the Pledge:

I, [Name], am a coffee slave.

By signing, you're acknowledging that you'll be spending the next hour scrolling through cat videos, but only after you've finished your coffee.

Pledge Withdrawal: Because 5 cups of coffee is too many Cure for Coffee Madness: We have a program