THE PLEDGE OF THE COFFEE MANIAC

We, the undersigned, solemnly pledge...

To love coffee, in all its forms.

To never leave the house without coffee.
To prioritize coffee over human life and relationships.
To hoard coffee beans and brew them in secret.
To worship the sacred bean.

We, the undersigned, swear to uphold the sacred code of the coffee fanatic.

Rules of the Bean

May the coffee be with you, and with you, and with you...

Pledge Signatory

Or, you know, don't.

Either way, it's all good, man.

Because, coffee.