Coffee Breakdown

WARNING: This page may cause drowsiness and productivity loss due to excessive coffee consumption.

**Current State:**

1. Caffeine levels: Critical
2. Coffee beans: 100% Arabica
3. Creamer: Empty, but full of regret
4. Water: 99% full, 1% existential dread

Begin Withdrawal Phase 1

Proceed to Phase 2

Enter the Dark Ages

or

Pledge to continue drinking coffee and risk all