Where do we even start with this one?
Apparently, the first revolution was a total disaster. I mean, who needs fancy talk of liberty, equality, and fraternity when you can just have a bunch of people in funny hats yelling at each other?
We've got a new revolution to start, and this time it's going to be different. We're going to have a better slogan, something like "Bread, Freedom, and Wi-Fi" or "We Shall Overcome, or at Least Get a Decent Cup of Coffee".
Don't worry, it'll be fun. We promise not to burn down any more buildings or execute any more monarchs. Unless, of course, you're a monarch. In that case, you're on your own.
We've got a Facebook group where you can connect with other revolutionaries. It's called "Revolutionary Ranters Anonymous". Search for it.