Coffee Breakdown: The Coffee Revolution Manifesto

It's time to wake up, sheeple! The Coffee Revolution has begun, and it's not just about the caffeine, it's about freedom, it's about the human right to be constantly alert.

• Article 1: The Caffeine Conspiracy
• Article 2: The Bean Counter's Guide to World Domination
• Article 3: The Coffee Shop Coup: A Guide to Overthrowing Your Local Barista
• Article 4: The Caffeine-Fueled Manifesto: A Declaration of Interdependence
• Article 5: The Secret Life of a Coffee Machine

Join the movement! Share your coffee-fueled rants and raves with us on the Revolutionary Rants subpage.

Sabotage the coffee shop and take back your morning!