A call to arms, a call to the heart, a call to the kitchen.
We, the coffee revolutionaries, stand before you with open cups and a fierce determination.
For too long, we have suffered through the bland, the boring, the Coffeenator's tyranny.
But we will not be silenced, we will not be muffled. We will be loud, we will be proud, and we will be fueled by the pure, unadulterated joy of a perfectly crafted cup of coffee.
Join us, dear comrades, in this glorious uprising. Together, we shall shake the very foundations of the coffee world.
Read the Manifesto of the Pledge