The Coffee Revolution Manifesto

In a world where the daily grind is a grind indeed, we, the Coffee Revolutionaries, demand a better way.

• Rule 1: We shall no longer accept the bland, the boring, and the bland-boring.
• Rule 2: We shall demand a higher quality bean, a more precise roast, and a more artistic grind.
• Rule 3: We shall no longer tolerate the tyranny of the coffee shop chains, with their bland pastries and overpriced pour-overs.

Join us, dear fellow revolutionaries, in our quest for a better cup of coffee!