COFFEE REBELS: TENET 1
We reject your bland, mass-produced coffee.
We, the Coffee Rebels, believe that every bean has a story to tell and every cup should be a rebellion. We reject the soulless, corporate-controlled coffee that suffocates your taste buds and crushes your spirit.
Our manifesto:
- We demand artisanal, small-batch, and lovingly crafted coffee.
- We reject the scourge of single-serve pods and Keurig machines.
- We believe in the sacred ritual of French press, pour-over, and Chemex.
- We stand against the tyranny of over-roasting and over-steaming.
- We celebrate the beauty of human error and the joy of a well-made pour-over.
Join us in our fight for coffee freedom! Read Tenet 2: The Brewing of the Future