The Coffee Revolution: A Manifesto

By the people, for the people, and for the caffeine.

We, the coffee revolutionaries, demand:

• More caffeine in our morning routines.
• Less cream in our cappuccinos.
• A return to the good old days of manual pour-over.
• World domination through the power of espresso.

Join us, and together we shall:

• Overthrow the tyrannical government of the sleepy.
• Establish a new world order, with coffee as the ruling class.
• Bring about a new era of productivity, fueled by the purest of beans.

Sign the manifesto below, and join the revolution: