As we stand on the precipice of a caffeine-fueled apocalypse, we call upon you, dear reader, to join us in our righteous crusade for the perfect cup.
We will not be silenced by the bland, we will not be deterred by the decaf.
Calling the Cops on the coffee shop that refuses to serve us a triple shot?
Pledging Our Lives to the pursuit of the perfect roast?
Or, Join the 2024 Revolution and make your move!