A Call to Arms (or Rather, a Call to Caffeine)
In a world where sleep deprivation reigns supreme and productivity is the ultimate goal, we, the coffee revolutionaries, stand tall. We refuse to be held back by the shackles of fatigue, and we demand the right to fuel our minds with the pure, unadulterated joy of caffeine.
For too long, the corporate overlords have sought to control our every waking moment, dictating our schedules and our snacks. But we will not be silenced. We will not be tamed. We will not be deprived of our morning pick-me-up.
Join us, dear brothers and sisters, in our fight for the right to a good cup of coffee. Together, we shall rise, and together, we shall caffeinate.