We, the coffee enthusiasts, shall not be silenced. We shall not be oppressed by the tyranny of bland, corporate coffee. We shall not be fooled by the false promise of 'gourmet' coffee, for we know the truth: it's just coffee with a fancier label.
We demand better. We demand more. We demand a new world order, one where coffee is free from the chains of mediocrity, where every cup is a declaration of independence.
Join us, dear fellow coffee rebels, in this glorious struggle for the future of our beloved beverage.