TeneT 1: The Caffeine Uprising
By the time you're reading this, you're already a coffee slave. Your brain's a jumbled mess of caffeine-fueled productivity and anxiety-ridden panic. We say: enough!
It's time to rise up and demand a better cup. No more burnt beans, no more over-roasted brews, no more coffee shop lines that stretch to the moon!
TeneT 2: The Brewing of the New World TeneT 3: The Great Bean Shortage of 2023 Manifesto Appendix: A Glossary of Coffee-Related Slang