The Coffee Revolution Manifesto

TeneT 1: The Caffeine Uprising

By the time you're reading this, you're already a coffee slave. Your brain's a jumbled mess of caffeine-fueled productivity and anxiety-ridden panic. We say: enough!

It's time to rise up and demand a better cup. No more burnt beans, no more over-roasted brews, no more coffee shop lines that stretch to the moon!

TeneT 2: The Brewing of the New World TeneT 3: The Great Bean Shortage of 2023 Manifesto Appendix: A Glossary of Coffee-Related Slang This page is brought to you by the Coffee Revolution. Join us, and together we'll make the world a more caffeinated, more just place!