The Coffee Breakdown: Tenet 4 - Manifesto
We, the undersigned, are the Coffee Breakdown, a coalition of rebels fighting against the tyranny of the morning alarm clock, the drudgery of the daily commute, and the soul-crushing despair of the corporate cubicle.
We reject the notion that a good day begins at 8 AM. We reject the idea that a productive life is one spent staring at spreadsheets and crunching numbers. We reject the concept of "work-life balance" as a euphemism for "you're not really living."
ประกIt's time for a revolution! One that begins with a strong cup of coffee, brewed to perfection in a French press, and ends with a lifetime supply of catnip and Netflix.
Join us, and together we'll:
- Overthrow the government (or at least, our boss_goals)
- Start a cat cafe in the conference room
- Host a weekly "Casually stroll into Friday" happy hour
Join the conversation on our manifesto's forum
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