Wake up, sheeple! The time has come to overthrow the tyrannical government of Sleepy McSleeplord, who has ruled over us with an iron fist and a never-ending supply of lukewarm coffee. The Coffee Revolution is not just a call to action, it's a call to AWAKEN!
Join us in our quest for the perfect cup, the ultimate caffeine high, and the freedom to drink your coffee in peace, without fear of the morning commute or the judgmental gaze of Sleepy McSleeplord's minions.
Manifesto of Coffee Love Creed of the Coffee Saints Pledge of Allegiance to the Coffee Crown