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The Coffee Revolutionaries: A Manifesto
Coffee is the Spark that Ignites the Revolution
By the power granted to us by the Coffee Gods, we declare the following:
- We will no longer be bound by the shackles of morning slumber.
- We will fuel our minds with the pure, unadulterated energy of coffee.
- We will overthrow the tyrannical regime of the non-caffeinated.
- We will establish a new world order, with coffee flowing like water and freedom in every cup.
Join us, fellow revolutionaries, and together we shall:
take the Pledge of the Cup
read the Coffee Pledge