Our Coffee Snobbery: The Art of the Bean

A Guide to the Refined and the Obsessed

Welcome, fellow coffee connoisseurs. We're glad you asked for our expertise on coffee snobbery. Here's the deal: we're not just coffee drinkers, we're coffee artisans.

Our Process

• We source our beans from the finest, most obscure farms in the world.
• We roast them to perfection, with an emphasis on subtlety and nuance.
• We brew them with an eye for detail, because a perfectly poured cup is a thing of beauty.

We're not just talking about any old coffee. We're talking about coffee that's been handcrafted, small-batch, and lovingly prepared by us, your hosts.

Our Favorite Brews

• Bleach: The Unassuming Brew
• The Bleach Recipe: A Guide to Making the Perfect Cup
• Bleach Variants: Because Who Needs Variety in Their Coffee?

And don't even get us started on the crema.