Our Method: The Art of Tuesday's Finest Coffee

Step 1: Select the Most Elitist Coffee Beans

We only use beans hand-picked from the finest, most exclusive coffee estates in the world. Our beans are roasted to the exacting standards of the most discerning gourmands.

Step 2: Grind with Finesse

Our expertly trained baristas take great care to grind each bean to the precise consistency that brings out the optimal flavor and aroma. It's a process that requires great patience, focus, and a strong wrist.

Step 3: Brew with Passion

We use only the finest, handcrafted brewing equipment, carefully calibrated to extract the full flavor and body of each coffee. It's a process that requires dedication, precision, and a hint of madness.

Step 4: Serve with Swagger

We take our coffee very seriously, but our service? Not at all. We're a little bit snooty, a little bit smug, and completely, utterly, fantastically good at it.