Caffeine Fuelled Agenda

Today's schedule:

8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the cat
8:30 AM - Consume 5 cups of coffee, reevaluate life choices
9:30 AM - Start work on "The Great Novel" (still in progress)
12:00 PM - Lunch break, eat a sandwich, contemplate the meaning of life
1:00 PM - Continue work on "The Great Novel" (still in progress)
5:00 PM - Watch an entire season of cat videos on YouTube

Important notes:

Must. Have. Coffee.
Do not interact with humans before 10:00 AM
Remember to eat, or else.

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