Coffee-Fueling Agenda Schedule for the Most Productive Night

Here's your schedule for the most epic night of productivity ever:

• 11:00 PM - Bedtime Storytelling (with yourself, because nobody else will listen)
• 11:15 PM - Social Media Panic (because someone, somewhere, needs your validation)
• 11:30 PM - Last-Minute Creative Spurt (or just staring blankly at your screen)
• 11:45 PM - Bedtime Snack Attack (because, priorities)

Emergency Procedure: In case of excessive sleepiness, do not panic. Call the Someone Else Number.