It's been 10 years since the coffee shortage of 2013, and we're not out of the woods yet. The bean cartel has been at it again, hoarding the precious beans and leaving us to suffer through cold, bitter mornings.
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The infamous Bean of Doom, a mysterious figure with a penchant for the black market.
Renowned roaster, Jack "The Ripper" Reynolds, accused of selling beans to the highest bidder.
Local barista, Jane "The Bean Queen" Doe, rumored to have stashed away a small fortune in high-end beans.
As the dust settles, the people are left to wonder: what next? Will we ever taste the sweet, sweet nectar of freedom again?
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