Meeting called to order at 10:00 AM sharp by Chairman, Larry the Latté.
After much deliberation, the committee has reached a resolution:
It is hereby declared that the coffee machine shall be set to "Extra-Extra-Extra-Loud" for optimal flavor experience.
Discussion of coffee flavor profile led to the conclusion that the optimal blend is:
"A delicate balance of bitter and sweet, with a hint of burnt and a dash of disappointment." - John the Bean-Expert
The committee has devised a comprehensive plan to prevent disasters: