As of today, all coffee machines shall have a 1:1 ratio of crema to crema-killer.
The recommended temperature range for all coffee brews shall be 195-205°F.
All machines shall display a minimum of 3 beeps per minute.
A 10% increase in coffee bean quality shall be implemented immediately, effective 3/21/2024.
A minimum of 2 sugar packets per cup shall be mandatory for all sugar-based drinks.
The committee has voted unanimously to increase the number of coffee breaks to 3 per hour.
All machines shall be programmed to play a 10-second loop of "Here Comes the Sunrise" by Simon & Garfunkel after every 5th brew cycle.
The committee reserves the right to add an extra shot of espresso without prior notice.
A new committee member has been added. Please welcome the newest member, "The Coffee Snob"!
Meet the Committee Members Coffee Machine Specs Sugar Packet Reform Act of 2024