Step 5: Desoldering the Coffee Beans
Substep 1: Remove the coffee beans with a pair of pliers and a strong stomach
We're not kidding, this is going to hurt. Literally.
Substep 2: Deal with the Bean-Induced TraumaSubstep 2: Reinstall the coffee machine's soul
This is where things get really existential. Will you ever be able to go back to your old life?
Substep 3: The Long, Dark Night of the Reinstalled Soul