The Coffee Machine is a marvel of modern engineering, capable of brewing the perfect cup of coffee every time. Or at least, most of the time. Okay, fine. Sometimes.
We're a small, family-owned business with a passion for coffee and a love for loud, obnoxious typography. Our machines are built by the finest engineers in the land, who have spent years perfecting the art of coffee-making. Or, at the very least, they've read a few YouTube tutorials.
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