css
/* mocha-monstrosity.css */

body {
  background-color: #FFC080;
  font-family: 'Bangers', cursive;
  color: #FFFFFF;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FFD700, #FFD700);
  background-size: 100% 100%;
  background-position: 0 0;
  background-attachment: fixed;
  -webkit-background-clip: border, content;
  -webkit-background-attachment: fixed;
  border: 4px solid black;
  box-shadow: 0 0 10px black inset;
}

h1, h2, h3 {
  font-size: 24px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 0 0 10px black;
  letter-spacing: 2px;
  margin: 10px 0 0 0;
  padding: 0 20px;
  border-bottom: 2px solid black;
}

h1 {
  margin-top: 20px;
  font-size: 36px;
  line-height: 1.5;
  text-align: center;
}

h2 {
  margin-top: 10px;
  font-size: 24px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 2px;
}

h3 {
  margin-top: 0;
  font-size: 18px;
  text-align: left;
  text-transform: lowercase;
  letter-spacing: 2px;
  border-bottom: 1px solid black;
}

p {
  font-size: 14px;
  text-align: left;
  line-height: 1.5;
  margin: 0 20px 10px 20px;
  padding: 0 0 10px 0;
  border-bottom: 1px solid black;
}

a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #FFFFFF;
  text-shadow: 0 0 10px black;
  transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out;
  -webkit-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out;
  border-radius: 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FFD700, #FFD700);
  background-size: 100% 100%;
  background-position: 0 0;
  background-attachment: fixed;
  border: 4px solid black;
  box-shadow: 0 0 10px black inset;
  padding: 4px 8px;
  margin: 0 8px 8px 8px;
  display: inline-block;
  text-align: center;
  text-align-last: center;
  vertical-align: middle;
  line-height: 0;
  text-underline: none;
}

a:hover {
  background-color: #FF0000;
  color: #FFFFFF;
  border-color: #FF0000;
  border-style: solid;
  border-width: 4px;
  border-image: repeating-linear-gradient(135deg, #FF0000, #FF7F0E);
  border-size: 4px;
  border-width: 4px;
  border-style: none;
  border: none;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FF7F0E, #FF7F0E);
  background-size: 100% 100%;
  background-position: 0 0;
  background-attachment: fixed;
  border-radius: 8px;
  border-width: 4px;
  box-shadow: 0 0 10px black inset;
  padding: 4px 8px;
  margin: 0 8px 8px 8px;
  display: inline-block;
  text-align: center;
  text-align-last: center;
  vertical-align: middle;
  line-height: 0;
  text-underline: none;
}

a:visited {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  text-shadow: 0 0 10px #000000;
  transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out;
  -webkit-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out;
  border-radius: 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FFD700, #FFD700);
  background-size: 100% 100%;
  background-position: 0 0;
  background-attachment: fixed;
  border: 4px solid black;
  box-shadow: 0 0 10px black inset;
  padding: 4px 8px;
  margin: 0 8px 8px 8px;
  display: inline-block;
  text-align: center;
  text-align-last: center;
  vertical-align: middle;
  line-height: 0;
  text-underline: none;
}