Welcome to the Mocha Monstrosity

Where the beans are always monstrous and the coffee is always a surprise!

Today's Featured Beans:

• Beans of Doom - Our most notorious blend yet!
• Beans of Joy - Guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or not).
• Beans of Discovery - Who knows what secrets they hold?

Don't forget to try the Beans of Discovery and find out for yourself! Or don't. Your call.

Follow us on the Bean Trail to stay up-to-date on the latest and greatest from our monstrous bean collection!

Disclaimer:

Our beans are not actually monstrous, but they're pretty close. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe.

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion of taste buds
• May lead to irreversible addiction
• Could result in temporary loss of sanity

Our Story:

We're not really sure, but it's a long story. Want to hear more? Follow the Bean Story!